Fuckwit

So someone asked me the meaning of fuckwit, and having so much experience with men of that type, I thought I'd offer the definitive definition.

A fuckwit is a guy who pours on the sugar, but somehow leaves you feeling salty. A fuckwit is the one who promises you the world...tomorrow. A fuckwit goes from hot to cold to lukewarm for no apparent reason, until the only thing you're sure of is the chill. A fuckwit always has a plan. A fuckwit is only sorry when he wants something and only available when things are easy. A fuckwit likes the challenge, loves the game, but hates to stick around past half-time. A fuckwit never makes you feel loved, even though he might be saying it all along. A fuckwit thrives on your insecurity and his upper hand. A fuckwit always needs to have the remote control, be in the driver's seat, and have all the cards. A fuckwit never lets on that he's a fuckwit. And you will never know what hit you.

Correct usage: "Dude, Caroline's boyfriend is a total fuckwit. He says he loves her and wants to be with her and stuff, but then why is she always crying?"
Incorrect usage: "Listen, girl, don't let him fuck wit' you."