An away message by popular request...

dagnychick: Listen Pinot, you and I are over. Honestly, ever since you got famous in Sideways, things just haven't been the same between us. Every time I want to settle down for an evening with you, I have to feel like I'm competing with all the other millions of wannabees who just can't keep their hands off of you. We really had something going before the film came out, but honestly, I think all the publicity has just gone to your head. I'm with Riesling now, baby. He never lets me down. Besides, it's so much classier when it's not cliche.