There's something abut 3am...

Have you ever noticed that when you're driving home really late at night and singing along to the radio, that all of the sudden it starts seeming like you're hitting every note? You're like "Damn, I didn't know I could sing like this. Shit, Christina's got nothin on me." Yeah, either your pitch magically improved, or your hearing just got worse. One of the two.

The same goes for all those "brilliant" ideas you have at 4am. Either you get smarter the later it gets, or your standards just get lower. (But go ahead and jot your epiphany down on a receipt at the next stop light anyway, like I do, just in case you really are on to something.)