I'm back, seriously.

Okay, I know I have been giving people shit about blogs being on the way down, blah blah, but I miss having a random place to post my thoughts. Besides, I'm freaking hilarious (right...). So to kick off this new era of me blogging again, I offer up the three step Corinne and Kyki guide to identifying suitable male candidates:
1) Ask him what kind of car he drives. Calculate approximate monetary value. This is not because you are shallow and superficial.
2) Ask him what he does, then calculate approximate income. This is STILL not because you are shallow and superficial.
3) Subtract (1) from (2). If number is negative, move on. He lives with his parents.

Or, if you're me, do none of the above, then make fool of self.